Don't mess with old folks

[CityChicken]

Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. ​

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot
is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' ​

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious old senior walked to the window,
had a peek, and in a soft accent asked 'What are you
sellin' here?' ​

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're
selling ass-holes.' ​

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,
'You're doing well. Only two left.'

:nohead:​

Seniors - God bless them - don't mess with them

 

[awmllc2000]

Great...a joke thread.

 

[Teddykgb]

Fvck I just stuck a pencil in my eye for punishment for pulling up a thread started by a queen that calls himself 'CITY CHICKEN'

 

[CityChicken]

You should have stick a gun to your head and pulled the trigger you asshole :finger:

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

You should stick your cock in my mouth and then cum all over my asshole :finger:

ChopSuey!!!

 

[quinnsft34]

Fvck I just stuck a pencil in my eye for punishment for pulling up a thread started by a queen that calls himself 'CITY CHICKEN'

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[steaktartar]

Great...a joke thread.

hahahahahaha

 

[quantumleap]

More old guy stuff:

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing
their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says....... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

 

[CityChicken]

This is a classic but still 1 of my favorites..

LIFESAVERS:

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored
lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes

:hahahahah:hahahahah:hahahahah